captaindrake

A little child with some major jealousy issues. Paranoid of Vash and all his fans. Hates all the attention vash get's yet he probly gives him the most with his hate speech. Jealousy is a form of flattery so vashy knows he is loved deep down inside of this poor kids soul. He probly has very little friends in life with his crappy personality and attitude towards others. He be-littles people just to make himself feel better, it's sad to be like this boy, so much hate inside of him.

pitty the people that have children that grow up like this guy

by vashy September 5, 2005

Captain Stubs

N. term of endearment for a person with half fingers, or with disfigured fingertips

Dude, Captain Stubs can play one mean alto sax thanks to his stub fingers!

by Wicks July 12, 2007

Captain Ka-Buttholes

1.Captain of the famous ship "The S.S. Buttflap"
2.Someone ka-awesome.

"Who's that dude standing on the top of that statue?"
"Oh that's Captain Ka-Buttholes... He's searching for land"

by deadgirlxsinful December 20, 2009

Captain Crazy Pantsed

To have one's Quality Score reduced to the point that an Adwords campaign is no longer profitable. In reference to a infamous episode of a drunken Google Adwords Software Engineer who shows little social restraint.

I was killing it on Acai Berry offers, but then my quality score got Captain Crazy Pantsed, and I'm losing money now.

by Captain Crazy March 10, 2010

captain crunching

v. The eating of anal pubic hairs.

I was captain crunching this bitch last night and he pooped on my face.

by mr potter March 11, 2010

Captain Obvious

Best friends with sergeant sarcasm and colonel comeback.

captain obvious blah blah blah

by NinjaCookies33 June 5, 2013

Captain Birdseye

A lesbian boss at work.

"Look out here comes Captain Birdseye!"

"Why do you call her Captain Birdseye?"

"Coz she's got fish fingers".

by poosnackadoo June 18, 2013