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California crosswalk

To cross from one corner of an intersection to the opposite corner through the means of a straight line. This can be accomplished no matter how busy the intersection is as long as the participants are brave and quick enough to avoid oncoming vehicles.
Two people need to get to the north-east corner of an intersection from the south-west corner of the same intersection. While this would normally be achieved through crossing the street to the north and then crossing the street again to the east. Instead, they execute a California crosswalk and run in a straight line diagonally across the intersection
by The Aviator January 20, 2008
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california rich

where the vast majority of one's net worth is tied to their home value. so when compared to the others' in California, their net worth is "average," even though in most other parts of the country, they would be considered "rich."

another aspect is that one's income and lifestyle is not commensurate with with the value of their home. in other words, the increase in their income has not kept up with the increase in their home value. therefore, if they had to purchase their home today, they could not afford it.
I wish I could afford a new car, but I'm only "california rich."
by shadan ardalan April 21, 2008
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California Drought

The act of despositing fesces on someones chest and letting it sit there to dry
"Last night jimmy's mom gave me the best california drought!"

"nice!, was it really dry and hard?"
by Lee-Shaw January 18, 2009
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itchy calf girl

The girl in school who always wears tiny skirts, then procedes to lift her leg to scratch her calf, there by showing the whole cafeteria her red undies.
"Man, stop looking for the itchy calf girl, she's wearing jeans today"
"Damn, I needed some show today"
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Patterson california

a place with hella mexican beaner ass mexicans that think their all gangsters but in reality they can get beat up by an old man with both hands tied behind his back
ay fool ima dust this scrap cuz he said he wanted to throw down thats how it is out here in Patterson California
by Hessisthename April 9, 2011
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California Sandwich

Baby sandwich. Commonly reffered to as a California Cheeseburger, may have originated on the Simpsons. Often used to refer to a hippie who is too high to notice that they're eating a baby. Ingriedients are as follows; 1 large baby, 2 extra large slices of bread, season to taste, (Note: May add lettuce, onion, pickle, tomato, ketchp, mustard, or mayonnaise to give your baby more flavor)
by T ro n Vna Htutoen January 17, 2006
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California Burglar

While having anal missionary sex with a pregnant woman, thrust your fist into her vagina and pull out her unborn child.
"James! Be gentle! I'm four months pregnant!"
"Oh don't worry baby; I'll be in and out like a California Burglar."
by Captain Fluff March 29, 2009
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