candy sacher

the "g" rated version of cock sucker, to be used in casual settings where people dont know what you are actually saying or talking about

Dude i dont wanna swear around the kids but that guy is a candy sacher!!!

by buddmcgreggor March 30, 2010

Candy Munchin

Originated when "Can't even function" was mistaked for "Candy Munchin". Means I'm so drunk I can't even function, or too hungover or sick to function.

Cait: I'm feeling pretty good after last night
Katrina: Hell nooo, I'm straight candy munchin

by usaf8363 January 15, 2011

Candy Hangover

When an individual experiences discomfort after eating a large amount of candy. This usually occurs on Halloween, Easter, Valentines Day, or Christmas when people give and receive sweets.

Candy Hangover can result in nausea, vomiting, headaches, toothaches, stomach pains, loss of appetite, sour mood, and many other things.
Candy Hangover may occur a while after eating the candy or the morning after.

Billy: Maria, what's wrong??
Maria: Aw......I think I have Candy Hangover from eating all those sweets last night!
Billy: I wish I could go Trick-or-Treating !

by DemonOfTheRain666 March 20, 2011

candy cane rimjob

Where you stick the straight part of a candy cane into the receivers butthole, so that when you are feasting on it you get a minty refreshment with each lick.

Adam: Did you eat out Sara yesterday?
Mathis: yeah and she let me give her a candy cane rimjob as well.

by Egdets18 January 14, 2016

candy randy

The male form of a sexual predator who lures children into his van using candy
(Female form is Sugar Suzi or in some cases Soda Samantha)

"Hey my teacher, Mr. Sandines, he's such a Candy Randy - always watching boys in the bathroom"

by Arsenic54 July 23, 2016

candy

Diabetes!!!!!!

Candy = (Diabetes!!!!!!)

by Poptrersbtryz55oipky July 29, 2016

Candy

What your parents tell you not to take from strangers, except for when you are in a costume and it is on October 31. Then it is okay.

Man I love candy

by I’m ligondeezian October 30, 2019