A "Bitch"

1 A female canine animal, especially a dog.
2 Someone who complains a lot.
3 A man considered to be weak or being a pussy.
4 Something very unpleasant or difficult.
5 A woman/man who is thoroughly disliked.

1 Hey Susan, hows your Bitch?
2 Is that all you do? You Bitch at people?
3 Dayum, youz a weak Bitch if you lost that fight.
4 -sigh- Lifes a fucking Bitch!
5 Dayum I hate that Bitch! She's A "Bitch" dude, off top!

by JellySickle September 21, 2006

90% Angel, 10% BITCH!

The slang term for stupid, juvenille T-shirts which inscriptions are deliberately facetious. These shirts are typically "Made in China" garbage, pink, and adorned with rhinestones. The same term applies to feminist bumper stickers of the same breed.

Dave: I hate those stupid "90% angel, 10% bitch shirts."

Corey: Yeah, but at least you get an excuse to look at their 14-year old
tats.

or

Business executive 1: Let's see--our main demographic is slutty 14 year old hoochies who want to show their midriff, but don't want to put out.

Business executive 2: I know! Let's make size 2 pink T shirts that say SPOILED!

by Ted Wilde December 29, 2004

Pit Bitch

Person on a BBQ Competition team or at a BBQ gathering who is charged with the important task of maintaining a constant temperature in the BBQ pit. This person may or may not be the head cook.

All we have to worry about is seasoning our meat and getting it on the grates. Our Pit Bitch will take care of the fire.

by Bigmista March 7, 2007

Raggedy Bitch

A bitch thats always tryin 2 get over on the next person for their own personal gain or A bitch that plays the game dirty!!!

"What? That's all you going to give me? You raggedy bitch"

by Keephatinbitches March 9, 2017

mazel tov, bitch

a sarcastic way of saying congratulations

i.e. getting one-upped by someone

Me: Hey guess what I got a new LG env touch phone
One-upper guy: yeah well I just bought the new Google phone and it's better than the iPhone
Me: mazel tov, bitch.

by I am a happy guy September 14, 2009

bottle bitch

Kick ass exclamation that can be yelled at any time or any place. Originates from a professional bowler being annoyed at his competitor for continually crinkling a plastic bottle while he tries to bowl and calling that dude a 'bottle bitch'

Bowler #1 (attempting to bowl)

Bowler #2 (excessively crinkling a water bottle)

Bowler #1: (rolls strike despite excessive plastic bottle crinkling) "Take that you bottle bitch!!!"

by W&W June 29, 2011

boppin bitch

A girl you've seen in the club that you want to suck your dick

So I met this girl at the club
And I just wanted her to suck my dick
And that's because Shes a boppin bitch
Now shes drunk and talkin to me a lot
Until we go to another room
And thats because Shes a boppin bitch
This little slut whore sucks cock for a little more bucks
Than them other sluts fuck for
Cause I didnt even knock on the front door
I used the welcome mat as a cum rag
And all the Wolves fucked her too yeah shes a cum bag
Filled with a bunch of shit I purchased at a drug store
Four more door looking sluts let me explore
til my cock got sore and started growing cold sores
Now she thinks that I like her
But all I really wanted was that mouth
And thats because Shes a boppin bitch
Now she text messages every day
And I dont ever hit that bitch back
And thats because Shes a boppin bitch
This little hoodrat started jockin at my jock strap
Until my uncircumcised penis finally unwrapped
Flapping up and down until the cack finally go splat
Now you gotta spat spit it out until you scat
Then you gotta sat and shit it out bitch fuck your feelings
You wasnt feeling shit when you was down there kneeling
Now shut the fuck up you got another dick to deal with
Now why cant we fuck with this bitch? Shes boppin
Wait tell him why we cant fuck with this bitch?
Now Im at a fuckin clinic
Cause my dick is swollen and keeps itchin
Nigga I'mma kill this bitch Shes a boppin bitch
Wheres my gun? Imma kill this bitch

by J-Rim reppin SF February 14, 2012