Red burrito

When you get a tuggy for an extended period of time from one who has rough, weathered, and calloused hands.

Bro you know that lady who pushes the shopping cart around behind the autoparts store picking up cigarette butts?! I gave her a smoke and in return she gave me a red burrito!

by Wildwilly52 April 9, 2022

crotch burrito

Usually a Mexican penis. Can also describe a penis of any race.

Man, Carlos has a huge crotch burrito!

by queinteresante September 5, 2011

Pug burrito

A very kind and loving leopard gecko also on laurdiy/Alex wassabi's channel of a despasito remix

I have a dope Pug burrito

by Taco <3 unicorns August 18, 2018

2 fat Mexicans 1 burrito

A 2 hour long Mexican gay porno movie involving 2 fat Mexicans eating a dodgy burrito out of each other's shit covered assholes. Apparently it won a people's choice award as the best and traumatic Mexican porno movie in the world.

Man 1- We should watch 2 Fat Mexicans 1 burrito

Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days

by wogprince2001 June 9, 2021

Smiling Burrito

Making a smiley face with a magic marker on the tip of your penis and allow it outside your speedo.

While on a Mexican Vacation I went to beach to showoff my Smiling Burrito.

by Mister Smiley Coos Bay January 3, 2022

Cambodian sushi burrito

A dirty Cambodian choocha or dirty little slam piece used and abused by many.

Damn you really eating that Cambodian sushi burrito you know where that has been?

by Cindy’s son September 6, 2019

taco bell burrito

A really ugly hispanic girl who somehow is passed around by all the guys.

Damn, she ugly but she been with like 20 dudes. She's like a taco bell burrito.

by zombieskull August 19, 2023