Buncha

“Buncha” refers to when someone says something that holds/adds no real value to a broader conversation, or is a random comment made relevant to nothing. Short for “bunch of nothings”, it politely implies that whoever said the buncha should have just shut the fuck up.

“Mate, did you see what Doosa said?”

“Yeah bro, absolute buncha”

by Seshions June 7, 2023

benchpressed

a word to indicate that one was severely burned with a witty remark

Guy 1: hey, i'm hungry.

Guy 2: your mom wasn't hungry when i got done with her last night! oohhhh! you just got benchpressed!

by aslan.the.lion June 8, 2009

Benched

To be so high or drunk that the world doesn't spin correctly.

We got so benched, dude where's my car?
Look at Tom, he's benched.

by Triizyyy May 2, 2018

Benchud

An absolute nonse who licks the insides of his mums shoes.

Basically can mean anything you want for a goon.

Person 1: That Josh lad just robbed off his mum to buy pick and mix
Person 2: What a dutty (dirty) benchud

Or

Person 1: Did you see Jack last night?
Person 2: Yeah he got smashed and shagged 5 birds and sniffed Alex’s nans ashes
Person 3: Oh my god, what a bechud

by duttybenchud August 29, 2018

Deep bench

Lame, uncool, last choice.

“I heard Kelly was a total loser” - “yeah she’s deep bench”. “Do you want to see that movie tonight?” -“No way, it’s totally deep bench”.

by Jalenadro August 26, 2021

Binch

When you accidentally pinch your ball when going for a scratch.

Yo nigga I went to scratch my ball and I just fuckin binched myself!

by Meowm1x December 23, 2014

honey bunchkins

A person who acts like they know everything but know nothing

Wow that Haley is such a honey bunchkins 🙄

by VolareMare March 1, 2017