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bullshit lurer

Someone who frequently twist the fact of something inferior to something superior.
A: Hey, want free food?

B: ok let’s go
As a result, A brought B to a church or a government building to get free inferior food.

B: you’re a bullshit lurer
A: let’s go to Jamaica, I have to do something important.
B: ok
In reality, A tricked B to Jamaica to pick up his ex girlfriend without announcing it beforehand. Smh
B: you’re a bullshit lurer
by Ya mon Jamaica November 25, 2021
mugGet the bullshit lurermug.

fucking bullshit

np. A term used to describe something unfair or unjust. Can also be used to describe a term that is pure cap.
np. A saying used when you randomly disconnect from your neighbors wi-fi.
by Churros_XD acc2 July 7, 2024
mugGet the fucking bullshitmug.

froggerknockle bullshit

The fucking stupidest shit on the planet that Tim and Tony pull out of their ass!!!
Don’t you fucking give me that froggerknockle bullshit, you fucktards!!!
by Fuck the Pack January 19, 2020
mugGet the froggerknockle bullshitmug.

fuck your bullshit

a describing of someone ending a ridiculus conversation on a person
A : I offer you $200 for a fridge
B : You scammed me, Fuck your bullshit!
by Tankhunjn October 15, 2022
mugGet the fuck your bullshitmug.

Bullshit as usual

Also known as BAU. An ambiguous catchphrase commonly used in the corporate environment assigning importance to one's otherwise non-busy or lazy day.

Known to some people as 'business as usual', however this naming is factually incorrect, as it is only a product of an unspoken consensus so that workers have an exit route explanation available for their lazy-ass days during daily stand-ups.

Existence of this phrase is a living proof of suboptimally performing, bull-shit tolerating status quo cultures in some corporations.
A: So what is your agenda for today?

B: You know, just business as usual...

A: *cough* Bullshit as usual. *cough*

(Deep inside we all know you're just bullshitting your way through the day, Karen!)
by pesticidko April 3, 2020
mugGet the Bullshit as usualmug.

Bullshit

1. When people say random shit to your face
2. Lies

3. One might say: I'm allergic to peoples bullshit
a random loser: OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOUR BOYFRIEND R*PED ME LAST NIGHT!!!
You: *Realizes you don't have a boyfriend*
You: THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT
mugGet the Bullshitmug.

Zamboni bullshit

When something is random and makes no sense or there’s no explanation for…
Hes been acting weird but I’m not sure why?

Well he must just be on that Zamboni bullshit.
by Rock_a_goth April 5, 2024
mugGet the Zamboni bullshitmug.

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