band aids don't fix bullet holes

When someone has been shot and band aids aren't the solution to the problem.

MAN1 shoots MAN2.
MAN2 drops to the floor and dies.
MAN1: Oh no you poor baby. Need a band aid?
MAN1: Oh wait band aids don't fix bullet holes.
MAN1: Haha i'm clever and you're dead.
MAN1: Rip bish.

by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 1, 2017

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With A Bullet

Used to describe something that pains you to say or do.

It kills you to have to admit it. Hence, with a bullet.

"Number five: Jackie Alden. Jackie Alden's breakup had no effect on my life whatsoever; it was a casual thing and I was glad when it ended. I just slotted her in to bump Laura out of position. But now... Congratulations, Laura. You made it to the top five. Number five, with a bullet, welcome."
---John Cusack in High Fidelity

by all_eyes_on_you April 9, 2006

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Bullistic

Some one that is Buck in the club and is not afraid to Knuck when he's is buck.

Meatball got Bullistic with it last night. He straight up shanked all those fools!

by Meatball April 18, 2005

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Black Bullets

pert nipples of dark colour, common amongst teenage boys who have developed breasts

Hey, check out my black bullets!

by Twinkle May 2, 2003

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Bullet Train

When one turns a bullet vibrator on, sticks it up the ass of a male or female then performs anal sex. This pushes the vibrator up so high it will not be able to be removed, and the vibrator will have to run out of battery power to stop vibrating.

Kate: What's that noise?
Jill: I got a Bullet Train from Greg before meeting up with you.
Kate: Wow, that's hot.

by Codename Duchess March 20, 2013

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