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jean burrito

That jean burrito, EH. What's that aboot?
by pringerb December 17, 2011
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Burrito Noche

The night you spend in the bathroom after eating Mexican food for dinner.
After eating dinner last night at (insert Mexican restraunt name) I had a Burrito Noche.
by iMeMyself January 1, 2012
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Barf Burrito

A sleeping bag which has been vomited in. Sleeping in it is optional.
Dude... someone totally barf burritoed that sleeping bag.
by Tucker Fourchanitlee February 28, 2011
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Discreto burrito

When someone is hispanic but due to appearance and mannerisms its undetectable.
John: You know Liz is hispanic
Mark: Really? I never knew!
John: yeh shes a discreto burrito
by HeylooUD October 30, 2011
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crotch burrito

Usually a Mexican penis. Can also describe a penis of any race.
Man, Carlos has a huge crotch burrito!
by queinteresante September 5, 2011
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Do you ever just fuck a burrito isa

Something out of pocket your friend says to you
My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”

Me: “kill youself”

My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”

Me: “I’m blocking you”

*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*
by Charlotte but gayer June 8, 2023
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Sweaty Meat Burrito

Its when you fuck the fat rolls of a Hispanic Girl
Hey Julio! I made a Sweaty Meat Burrito with Your Mom Last night!
by BradentonButtTickler June 25, 2023
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