Cute as Pussy Bollock

When something is so adorable it reminds you of every cute genitalia you've ever seen, it is used to describe anythong even your mum's new airfryer

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you got your hair done, that cute as pussy bollock

by CatDog2465 February 25, 2026

Cute as Pussy Bollock

When something is the cutest thing youve ever seen reminding you of every cute genitalia youve ever seen, even your mums airfryer

OMG!!!!!!!!!! You got your hair done, thats cute as pussy bollock

by CatDog2465 February 25, 2026

crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015

You can bet your bottom bollock

A northern phrase describing when something is certain - a sure bet

"was Jeffrey Epstein murdered to keep him silent?"
"You can bet your bottom bollock he was!"

by The Accuntant March 20, 2024