Elite Broadband

This word specifically refers to a fucking useless internet company. The company headquarters is proven to be a dodgy homeless shelter behind a convenient store. A string connected between 2 soup cans can transmit data better than this so-called internet company.

I feel like I have no purpose in this world...

If you ever feel useless, remember that Elite broadband has "Elite" in their name.

by $19 dollar footnote card November 24, 2021

Beetlejuice Broadway

Beetlejuice is the best Broadway show ever and you can't convince me otherwise. Often times, people use the trending sound on tiktok that goes "Beetlejuice,beetlejuice,beeeeeecause!"

Ash, "have you heard of Beetlejuice Broadway?"
Idiot," You mean the sound from tiktok"
Ash, >:(

by never gonna' give you up March 18, 2022

who’s your broadband with?

A question often asked in certain techie shops to ascertain whom your internet provider is. The natural response to deter the annoying sales consultant is to reply “yer mum” and then walk swiftly out of the store whilst the sales consultant looks bitch-slapped.

Consultant Ben “So sir, who’s your broadband with?”
Customer “Yer mum!”

by King G of Pz September 23, 2018

Brad Curl

the term ''brad curl'' is latin for "baby curl" and means to have a curl so small, it wraps around your finger.

for example, ''awhh, look at that brad curl'' and ''you're rocking that brad curl today''

by Droplets64 May 2, 2011

Bradashian's

A mixed family, with similarities to the Brady Bunch as well as the God awful Kardashian family. Drama and booze run through the viens.

"The Bradashian's are no longer allowed at the country club due to the choice of conversation at dinner. Who speaks openly about what Martini's and Dildo's have in common." -BCCC

by masonmasonmason June 30, 2012

brad ardelean gay

He is a person who is of the homo kind, he thinks he is better then you walks like he has a man thong up his ass and wears his pants a bit to high. He lives with his mom and is 30 years old.

Hey guys want to go to the bar with me? No your a homo. brad ardelean gay is what he is!

by Jackie Maddox December 7, 2013

bradelsack

A male, usually with the name Brad or Bradley with large genitals, usually making other males jealous since he is high prized to females

I'd bet Brad Pitt is a total bradelsack

by bradelsack February 16, 2015