beef noodle

A pussy that smells so old and bad that it rots of old beef and noodle stew.

Damn dude i was in that ass for like ten minutes, until i realized her shit was beef noodled.

by NWest1981 July 21, 2008

Beef Dipski

Dipping your dick in Arby's au jus sauce then having your girl suck it off.

I had some left over Arby's so I made my girl give me a beef dipski.

by Ctrigger February 12, 2010

beef curtins

Sloppy Vagina, also known as Roast Beef Lips

You shoulda seen Micky hangin' from those beef curtins, should be an amazing adult feature!

by Johnny Sparks August 02, 2005

beef curtians

a slanderizing of female genetillia referring to the curtian like appearance of the labia (majora). the "beef" comes from the flesyness of the vagina, meat is also used as a casual refrence to male genetillia "beat your meat".

"the beef curtians opened, she was ready to start the show."

by brian March 14, 2004

beef dip

Repeated ass-to-mouth, similar to dipping one's beef sandwich repeatedly into au jus during a meal.

Robb beef dipped the shit out of Brittnay last night. I hope she brushed her teeth in the morning.

by Au jus November 26, 2009

Beef Eater

Someone who eats ass aka A rimmer
Comes from using "beefy" as a description of a fart
Very good to fool people into admiting they rim people without knowing

Hey chris are you a beefeater
oh sure i love a bit of beef... hey what are you laughing at me for

by Jay Clarkson February 22, 2005

sea beef

Sea beef is another name for lobster. The term was coined in the late 1990’s by grade 12 economics student Michael Wang when he proved that lobster is a perfect economic substitute for beef. When studying the decline in demand for beef during the mad cow scare, Wang noticed that lobster demanded levels rose in direct collation with the declining consumption of beef. Wang wrote a B+ paper on the subject entitled ‘The Beef of the Sea’.

He ordered a sea beef for dinner.

by Abu Nasser September 30, 2004