Toilet Beef

A (usually) non-ingestible artefact found in lavatories. Named for its similar appearance to beef, although its odour and edible qualities are notably less pleasant. Its origin is unknown, but it is generally agreed within the scientific community that it is from a biological source.

I just made some toilet beef, dude! Wanna see?

by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

beef noodle

A pussy that smells so old and bad that it rots of old beef and noodle stew.

Damn dude i was in that ass for like ten minutes, until i realized her shit was beef noodled.

by NWest1981 August 15, 2008

beef curtins

Sloppy Vagina, also known as Roast Beef Lips

You shoulda seen Micky hangin' from those beef curtins, should be an amazing adult feature!

by Johnny Sparks August 28, 2005

beef curtians

a slanderizing of female genetillia referring to the curtian like appearance of the labia (majora). the "beef" comes from the flesyness of the vagina, meat is also used as a casual refrence to male genetillia "beat your meat".

"the beef curtians opened, she was ready to start the show."

by brian March 14, 2004

beef dip

Repeated ass-to-mouth, similar to dipping one's beef sandwich repeatedly into au jus during a meal.

Robb beef dipped the shit out of Brittnay last night. I hope she brushed her teeth in the morning.

by Au jus November 26, 2009

Beef Eater

Someone who eats ass aka A rimmer
Comes from using "beefy" as a description of a fart
Very good to fool people into admiting they rim people without knowing

Hey chris are you a beefeater
oh sure i love a bit of beef... hey what are you laughing at me for

by Jay Clarkson February 22, 2005

Beef in Taco

1. Dig this Beef=Penis, Taco=Vagina, put 2+2 together and 4=sexual intercourse

Yo cunt can i put my penis in your vagina

Yo cunt can i put my Beef in your Taco

Therefore Beef in Taco refers to sexual intercourse

by princeofdarkness March 23, 2008