by cb_14 September 6, 2021
Get the Sleeping Beauty mug.A desert beauty is described as a female that is rare among other people. The female is not conventionally pretty facial wise, but still has a lot to offer.
Female: Hey would you be interested in my friend Alexys?
Male: Uh no way she's considered a desert beauty. I'm sure she has a nice personality though.
Male: Uh no way she's considered a desert beauty. I'm sure she has a nice personality though.
by Msclueless March 16, 2019
Get the desert beauty mug.A moment in time where someone whom you find completely unattractive actually looks like someone you would want to procreate with. Common among celebrities who get airbrushed beyond recognition.
(shows a magazine cover with Kristen Stewart on it actually looking pretty)
Amy: "Who do you think this is?"
Eddie: "She's pretty."
Amy: "It's Kristen Stewart."
Eddie: "Oh, she's having a situational beauty moment... good for her."
Amy: "Who do you think this is?"
Eddie: "She's pretty."
Amy: "It's Kristen Stewart."
Eddie: "Oh, she's having a situational beauty moment... good for her."
by scissorbot August 16, 2011
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by Nottwitter December 1, 2021
Get the True Beauty mug.A girl who gets a bunch of likes on her ("Artsy") profile picture, but isn't particularly attractive and/or popular. Most likely because she has a good camera and is good at editing.
Kid- Yo, check out this hot girl that just hit me up.
Friend- She's not that hot man.
Kid- What do you mean?! She has 300 likes on her profile picture!
Friend- Yea, but she's only a Facebook beauty.
Friend- She's not that hot man.
Kid- What do you mean?! She has 300 likes on her profile picture!
Friend- Yea, but she's only a Facebook beauty.
by LanaDelJane November 25, 2013
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Get the boat beauties mug.When your spouse is normally a well spoken person, but says some astronomically dumb shit AND tries to argue their point when you clearly have all the information.
Wife: so Hawaii is where WW2 starts?
Me: yeah.
Wife: ok. After that was the Korean War then Vietnam?
Me: yep.
Wife: the Vietnam war was in China?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in Japan?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in....
Me: uh-uhh.....take your time.
Wife: Vietnam.
Me: there it is, by beautiful idiot.
Me: yeah.
Wife: ok. After that was the Korean War then Vietnam?
Me: yep.
Wife: the Vietnam war was in China?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in Japan?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in....
Me: uh-uhh.....take your time.
Wife: Vietnam.
Me: there it is, by beautiful idiot.
by TravWilly August 1, 2020
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