balloon baby

you take a condom fill it with sperm tie it take a crap on your girl friend then once the crap is in her vagina pop the condom on her and let both the sperm and crap get inside of her then wait 9 months and you got yourself a shit covered baby. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

my balloon baby cant take a bath or he will melt in the drain.

by fred mc farkle June 27, 2007

balloon effect

Balloon effect is the happening of wearing baggy pants

Bootlegers had the balloon effect to hide alcohol

by pete December 3, 2003

Hot Air Balloon

To bend over and fart into your partners mouth while naked.

"yo, last night I totally gave Lafonda a hot air balloon! She passed out."

or...

"Yo Ricky, I could really go for a Hot Air Balloon go wipe your ass."

by Judge Dread March 23, 2008

Balloon Knot

Butthole. My butthole actually.

Get your finger out of my balloon knot.

by omegaman December 10, 2008

Balloon Twister

Someone who makes shapes or items using balloons. A twister may be someone dressed as a clown, in a colorful outfit or wearing a suit, but entertaining with different balloons.

Did you see the balloon twister at the mall? He made me a cool balloon dog.

by HalfTwisted-HalfKnot.com May 23, 2009

balloon animaling

when you have a half chub and squeeze it so the end is bigger, like on a long circus ballon.

yo man, i balloon animaled this ho' last night! \
hey that gurl wants a balloon animal brah!
"balloon animaling" is the beez kneez.

by dahondaboy August 14, 2010

balloon tits

When you tie ropes around a girl's tits that they become red and inflate.

"Last night I was watching porn and this girl had big balloon tits"

by YourBoiCaesar February 16, 2017