Bad Bacon

Bad Bacon is a term that follows on from the phase "As Fucked As A Piglet", which means, basically that you are on the receiving end of an unholy fucking of extreme proportions and the resulting mess is something you really don't want to get involved in... hence really bad bacon!

"I can't believe it man, I've been fucked like a piglet by them again!" "Fucked like a piglet? That's really Bad Bacon, my friend!!!"

by Vengeful Spirit January 15, 2012

bad ghoul

A huge asshole that is annoying the shit out of people.

Also known as "Bad Ghiul"

This colleague of mine is such a bad ghoul!

by nazitoodi May 15, 2015

grave bads

The opposite of "grave goods", which are items buried with someone who's died, to accompany them in the afterlife.

Grave bads are the items people start gifting or regifting to family and friends as they get older, trying to simplify their lives, unhoard their homes, and generally realize you can't take it with you, and it's not worth keeping. Though not fully ready for the trash, so they find a home for it in you.

After a full and industrious life, Lawrence had assembled scads of tools, art, and other comforting sundries. But rather than give them away as burdensome grave bads, he loaded them on his boat, set sail with his last breaths and lit himself and all of it on fire.

by grubecnerwal November 28, 2018

Down bad

When you give your life savings to a girl that looks like grimace just to get some pussy

Harold is down bad for that wilder beast

by Fjdgfi May 9, 2023

Bad wolves

Bad wolves is a somewhat new Rock/metal band

Bad wolves is the best

by Jmc99155 October 6, 2018

bad ratio

Any sexual relationship (of the heterosexual variety) that involves a ratio of men to women greater than 1.

Steve: How was the orgy last night?
Mike: There were like 5 guys but only 3 girls.
Steve: Oh man, that's a bad ratio.

by Joeyjoejoe17 November 19, 2013

badness in a box

Sweet. Double Awesome. Over the top excellent. When something additionally great happens after already expecting something good. Origin: Marion, Ohio c. 1987

Your parents let you stay over and you brought some Rold Gold pretzels? Badness in a box!

by unkumpfortable June 22, 2014