Butt pleased

Being contented with a situation or product, the opposite of butt hurt

The food and service were excellent, I am very butt pleased!

by CaptainJeanLucPicard May 04, 2019

Flag

butt-woofer

subwoofer located underneath the butt

see also booty-buzzer for feminine version

I was looking at an ad in the newspaper for one of those game rockers with the speakers in the headrest & all - then I noticed it said 'built-in subwoofer' and I thought "Now just where exactly would they put that particular item?" and might there be another word for it that would leave no doubt as to the nature of this feature. 'Built-in subwoofer' my ..., it's a

*BUTT-WOOFER*

by 1OO1 December 08, 2006

Flag

Get the butt-woofer mug.

stutter butts

A case of diarrhea, usually following a night of drinking or Mexican food, in which the feces comes out in fast spurts, almost like when someone who stutters speaks and struggles to get words out smoothly.

I ate some Chipotle and had a couple of IPAs last night and woke up with the worst case of the stutter butts.

by stutterbutts1 August 29, 2018

Flag

Get the stutter butts mug.

Butt Gel

Gelatinous substance that escapes from your butt when you gamble on a fart and lose. Often times after enema or a bout of diarrhea. Sometimes without warning.

I sharted butt gel after eating chillequilles in white shorts. I had to throw my underwear away!

by CareBear82 March 26, 2017

Flag

Get the Butt Gel mug.

Butt oyster

This can happen after long night of beer drinking ,when you try to crack off a fart and get a warm jelly surprise in your asscrack,the texture of an oyster

Guy one: (makes strange facial expression)
Guy two:what's up dude?
Guy one:dammit man I gotta go,I just squeezed out a butt oyster
Guy two:hahahaha...hey this muthafucker just shit himself!

by Hvacmac7 November 18, 2011

Flag

Get the Butt oyster mug.