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bob jon

When a girl is sleeping, you stick your balls in her mouth, then take a picture, mail it to her three days later, and on the back you write "You got bob jon'd Bitch!"
Oh my God! I just got bob jon'd!!!!!!
by Fat Fuckerrrrr January 10, 2009
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bob-robert

Oh no ive got to model these new Y-front jocks in 15 seconds but i got a rigid bob-robert in my barrel-fronts
by bennycnz April 3, 2010
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Bob Schmidt

A Universal hero, when one doesn't know the inventor/musician/author (etc.) of something it is replaced with the name Bob Schmidt.
Kara: who sings this song?

Dan: lady gaga or leona lewis...Bob Schmidt or something
by The cabbage galz July 7, 2011
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Bob Marley Gauntlet

Either by necessity or extreme perseverance, walking through a room controlled by your room mate or counterpart while he or she is blasting, through an extravagant sound system, Bob Marley or similar reggae/cannabis idolizing forms of music.
I was pondering in my room of my hunger and wanted desperately to walk to the kitchen, but in doing so was forced to walk through THE BOB MARLEY GAUNTLET my room mate had established in the living room.
by Hauptmann November 29, 2011
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Bob Molly-ing

Smoking weed and taking molly at the same time.
"Dave and Stiggy are Bob Molly-ing for the Phish show. They are going to have fun."
by J-Dooby October 3, 2013
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Bob and Jill

Colloquial for "boy and girl" in some parts of the United States, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Sometimes used in Australia.
"Hey look, Kim gave birth!" "Woah, was it a Bob, a Jill, or a Bob and Jill?" "A Bob -- his name is Saint West."
by yungsvg June 23, 2017
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Bob Heckler

The second coming of Christ. He is a absolut beast and is rumored to be real
Guy:Is Bob Heckler real?
Guy2: I hope so, I really need Bob Heckler to come through for me.
by Mikepenceisbae November 2, 2017
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