Burrito Blunt

A blunt too massive for an average person to consume
Person A: "Damn dude, look at this fat ass Burrito Blunt!"
Person B: "Shit nigga"
by McWeave May 16, 2016
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The slob blunt Effect

When in varying degrees a blunt is trashed during a solo or group session.
There are multiple degress of a slob blunt:
1. The paper begins to soften.
2. The paper is softened and soiled by saliva.
3. Its beyond Jesus's saving.
Note: If softening begins to happen, remove self and blunt from the immediate space. Extinguish blunt, then collect and preserve remaining weed for later date.
Ronny passed juju a freshly rolled and lit blunt, in which he partook . After completing his rotation he passed it to lee, torn and doused in saliva. This smoke sesh experienced, The Slob Blunt Effect.
by Mynamesjuju January 19, 2018
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Elder Blunt

A joint as old as the Elder Wand.
It's Loud AF, sometimes it can quell the nerves.
Severus Snape: Albus, I caught Potter and his friends with some midass herb, most likely given to them by Sirius Pack. How do we proceed?
Albus Dumbledore: Alright, first of all nigga, you don't go runnin' up on a real nigga like that. This ain't the opp block nigga calm down. And since Harry was able to sip pure wock without buggin, he is ready to face the Opp-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. He is ready for the Elder Blunt.
Severus Snape: Albus, you cannot be serious. He is only a boy. The Elder Blunt is the loudest shit ever rolled.
Albus Dumbledore: Indeed, it is the same gas we used on Tom Riddle all those years ago, therefore it only it that can stop the Dark Loud. By the way you tryin to hit this shit bruh, It'll quell your nervousness for Potter.
Severus Snape: I... Suppose...
*Takes a hit*
Severus Snape: Damn that shit Loud as fuck!
Albus Dumbledore: Severus! Stay with me! I need you to give me a ride to 7 Eleven, I got hella munchies bruh.
by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik September 21, 2024
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Blunt Buddy

A friend that you smoke blunts with.
She's my homegirl and my blunt buddy; she's always down for a smoke sesh.
by anonymous April 25, 2025
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Blunt Bunny

One that hops on everyone's blunt without pitching in.
You ready to smoke this blunt?

Here? Serena is here.
What's wrong with Serena?
You didn't know? She's a Blunt Bunny
by Tiger Genius December 28, 2014
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Depression blunt

Depression blunt: means getting high of your own depression to where you don't feel like yourself and your daze and can't focus at all in life
:I'm fucking daze as if I smoked a blunt the fuck My depression is making me high of itself

:Sounds like your head smoked a depression blunt man
by Ocean wave October 15, 2018
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Dave Blunts

The second coming of Mario Judah except addicted to lean

he makes really good bangers, he just needs to put down the cup
Guy: Yo bro what you listening to?
Guy 2: Dave Blunts
Guy: so mario judah right?
Guy: no Dave Blunts
by werykul December 1, 2024
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