Resident alien number

What all immigrants, illegal or not, had in the us prior the Vietnam War in 1969.

Father: how do we control illegal immigration to the us?

Teenage son: I know! I know! Let's go go back to the resident alien number system

Father: brilliant idea

by Sexydimma March 18, 2026

Naughty Alien

A Term used to describe Strange people, strange looking people or people doing strange things.

*You see a guy behind a dustbin drinking expired milk while singing Born this way by lady GaGa. "What a Naughty alien he is!!"

by LooseReam July 9, 2025

Illegal Alien

Another word for illegal immigrants since they don’t have the right to be there so Alien-related laws/acts may be applied on then

Trump: “ Illegal aliens coming into our country under Biden are treated better than our vets.”

by A famous maid November 15, 2025

Ivan Alien Stage

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-He’s beautiful

-He’s amazing
-He’s married to Till
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Person 1: Ivan Alien Stage is dead

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by The_Alpha_Person November 23, 2025

the aliens

the aliens are the aliens. (no but this is based off a true story down below)

one summer in 2024..
*me and friend talking*
Me: and then they come to space

Friend: like the aliens!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*kid turns around*
Kid: wait..

Kid: t-t-t-the aliens?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
👁️👄👁️
*silence*
Me: uhh yeah?
Friend: ..
(and that was awkward)
(side note we were getting ice cream)

by school_chromebook_user January 9, 2026

the aliens

the aliens are the aliens. (no but this is based off a true story down below)

one summer in 2024..
*me and friend talking*
Me: and then they come to space

Friend: like the aliens!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*kid turns around*
Kid: wait..

Kid: t-t-t-the aliens?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
👁️👄👁️
*silence*
Me: uhh yeah?
Friend: ..
(and that was awkward)
(side note we were getting ice cream)

by school_chromebook_user January 9, 2026

crazy as aliens

Really crazy, in a loopy, delusional sense. May derive from the sense of 'as crazy as someone who believes in aliens' i.e. to the extent of wearing tinfoil hats, or, less likely, someone who thinks as differently from a normal person as someone from another planet would.

"Why is Donna pacing in circles mumbling to herself?" "I dunno, the girl is as crazy as aliens."

by stellar760 October 8, 2013