half-a-hoe

Someone who dates a lot of guys but never goes all the way. Usually says "I love you" in the first month and sucks a lot of cock. Bad judgement in a guy's character and is in constant need of a boy's affection.

LeShaye is a good person, but man she gets around. She's a half-a-hoe.

by StraightUpBaller May 10, 2016

Half-asleep

used as an excuse to make up for trying to not be wrong or lying.

Hey bro, you told me the gym closed at 9. It actually closes at 11.

Bro, I was half-asleep.

by ErnieMac July 15, 2016

Half a drop

n. (chemistry) a very small drop of liquid, smaller than a.. "usual drop" that it is only half of a drop. Thing is, how do you cut water in half?...

(Student A carefully drips certain chemical into a solvent as instructed by the teacher during chemistry lab session...)
Student B (furiously): Damn it! Uncle Chem said HALF A DROP! You added A WHOLE DROP!
Student A: ...
Student C: ... how 'you drip half a drop.. it's just a drop if it drops, dude.
Student B: *storms away with palms in pants pockets*

by W.S. Ho November 15, 2011

Better half

If you marry someone that really is your equal, neither of you has one, but that doesn't seem to sit well with most females. Better isn't equal.

Married males are told all the time they have a better half. Not everybody agrees with that viewpoint, but if they want to go along with it just to be with someone, that's their business.

by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021

half laugh

1. You know when you make that really inappropriate joke in front of adults if you're a teen and vice versa, that they really shouldn't laugh at so they just let out a single "HA!"

2. When you laugh at a joke that isnt that funny to make the person feel good.

(On a busride home)
Teen 1: Damn i have a lot of homework to do

Teen 2: Yeah I can't wait to get home and "study" (drug reference hand gesture)
Middle Aged Bus Driver: HA! (half laugh)

by Voldemort42000 April 1, 2010

Half Halfer

A Half Halfer is a African American who is also White. It is usually use in a joke.

Haha look at that Kid Simon, hes a Half Halfer!

by Louis Cartel April 29, 2006

half crab

Submission wrestling move on the WWE

OMG, Booker T made DDP tap out with the half crab

by Duncanisccool November 30, 2006