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Amber

A validation whore. Someone who can’t resist the urge to post every “good” deed they do on social media.
Even though I donate plasma twice a week, I am never an Amber about it.
by Stfu4real November 12, 2023
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Amber

She is the human version of 😂
Amber is this emoji “😂” irl
by S0faKingD0pe November 30, 2021
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Amber River

The stream of urine created when someone urinates in a public place and the fluid creates a river
by BarryDavis December 3, 2021
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Amberism

Amberism is where you believe that Amber is the one true God. she is perfect. Amber is a beautiful fantastic girl that does NOT shit on a bed. she was born in 208 BC and will forever be in our hearts. Growing up she had one younger brother called Bartholomew, he was three years younger. her parents, James and Mary, died 6 years after she was born. Amber and her brother were then taken to live with their abusive grandparents, Joe and Josette. For years Amber and Bartholomew have beaten the shit out of them until one day Amber had enough. Amber grabbed a knife and stabbed her grandparents and then took her brother and ran. they had to learn hoe to care for themselves all alone in the jungle. eventually Amber came of age and became a stripper to make money. Amber lived a long life as a stripper until her death 88 years later.
"Hey, what's your religion?"
"oh i believe in Amberism"
"yeah cool same!"
by SakuraFilledChūshajō July 5, 2022
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hey amber

amber gulag is cheegans gf and and she eats his cheesy dorito peen ;)
by poopoohead432 November 20, 2020
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Amber

Amber is such a sexy name, she is so hot and sexy and she always smells good. Amber is such a leo, she's crazy and fiesty so don't mess with her. She's also hot.. did I mention that ? She also has a super hot boyfriend too and his name is Andrew, but that's a story for next time.
Omg I can't get over Amber even if I tried! She's always on my mind ugh

What should I get Amber for Christmas? Oh yeah Amber? yeah, she likes anything pink and cute
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Amber

Amber

Like the color of the Suns rays, her smile can light up dark days. The ways she can look at you can take your desires to the melting point. Lots of fun in the bedroom, but can be a little reserved. On occasion she can be a little freak.

Beware though, piss Amber off & she can be a total Cold hearted bitch that you don't want coming for you. Overall, Amber is the one you want by your side for life.
Amber is the sweetest person with a unbelievable smile but, she'll smack the soul out ya ass if you cross her wrong. Treat Amber right & she's riding with you all the way.
by Naked Fisherman September 5, 2023
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