afroman

Colt 45 and two zig-zags, baby that's all i need. We can go to the park, after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. As the marijuana burns we can take our turn, singin them dirty rap songs. Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong sell tapes from here to hong kong.

Yo, pass the bud Afroman.

by Bridget (imakickassninja) March 16, 2004

Aftertoke

To engage in smoking a cigarette immediately following any smoking of marijuana.

Okay dude, roach it.. It's time for an aftertoke.

by ClarkeKentIsCrunk January 24, 2007

after prom date

the person you hook up with after prom when its not your prom date

john is going to prom with Lisa but his after prom date is Jessica.

by igotyobitchdoingsplitsonmydick June 26, 2016

Affection erection

A gender neutral phrase to describe the intense emotional hard-on that is stimulated through infatuation. It is one of many side effects caused by catching feelings. Infatuation ejaculation typically follows.

I have a raging affection erection burning deep within the loins of my heart .

by P to the C September 21, 2017

Was that before or after you raped him?

Used when one does not know how to respond to a really lame story or long drawn out explanation.

Guy A: "I took my dog for a walk today"
Guy B: "Was that before or after you raped him?"

Person 1: "Dennis and I went to blah blah blah. It was so rad, yo "
Person 2: "Was that before or after you raped him?"

by TurboTorb March 15, 2011

William Afton

Me

my name is william afton, i killed six retarded children lmao get fuckin rekt losers

by JeVaisFaireTonMère October 16, 2021

cyber-affirmation

noun or verb

The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)

See also: cyber-vanity

Dan is totally into cyber-affirmation. He updates his facebook status ten times a day. As if we really want to read a play-by-play of his laundry chore.

by gtbarry May 5, 2009