Amber and Jake

So amber I love you, amber is an amazing girl, kind, sweet , funny, we may argue but I will always love you amber - Jake stubs.

Amber and Jake are awesome

by Johannesburg paulsty March 23, 2023

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AMBER Alert

An annoying ass alarm that wakes up you up in the middle of the night or goes off randomly.

Jane: Ugh did you get that AMBER Alert last night
Stephanie: No, why?
Jane: I GOT IT 3 TIMES IN THE SAME NIGHT I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED

by stan twice 4 clear skin <3 March 27, 2023

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The Amber is an arboreal herbivorous marsupial native to Australia. She is the only extant representative of the family Phascolarctidae and its closest living relatives are the wombats. The Amber is found in coastal areas of the mainland's eastern and southern regions, inhabiting Queensland, New South Wales, Victoria, and South Australia. She is easily recognisable by its stout, tailless body and large head with round, fluffy ears and large, spoon-shaped nose. The Amber has a body length of 60–85 cm (24–33 in) and weighs 4–15 kg (9–33 lb). Fur colour ranges from silver grey to chocolate brown. Ambers from the northern populations are typically smaller and lighter in colour than their counterparts further south. These populations possibly are separate subspecies, but this is disputed.

Person 1: Who's that short koala bear lookin thing?
Person 2: Oh that's Amber

by JonnyLemon February 5, 2023

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