Cackalacka Cracker

A White Hip-Hop Artist from South Carolina.

That Cackalacka Cracker Straight From the SC.

by Caizin April 19, 2005

Crazy Crackers

A group that consists of white members that act in a abnormal manner to get their point across.

Also a gang known as the Crazy Crackers or the CC. In the event that they hit, fight, jump, etc. They do so after they yell out BYAH!

Fred: Dude I hate this class *flips desk*
Teacher: Wow...that's one crazy cracker.

CC Member: I got my CC boys to back me up.

Guy: What's CC?

CC Memeber: Crazy Crackers bitch! BYAH!

by Crazy Cracker Q-Tip January 20, 2008

cracker rig

To "fix" an object in a ghetto or temporary way. Usually done by a low class white person, a cracker. The quality of this repair is just slightly above that of a nigger rig.

If you cracker riged that any worse, it would be a nigger rig.

by Real Deal 12345 September 04, 2006

oatmeal crackers

(oht'-meal kra'-kurrs)

noun--They don't exist, but they sound seriously good.

"Pass me some of those oatmeal crackers...after you invent them."

by noodlehead January 11, 2005

cracker jack

A game where several men gather around a cracker (I always picture a stoned wheat thin) and furiously masturbate onto it. Whoever ejaculates first wins. By a similar token, the loser is he who ejaculates last. The loser must consume the cracker as a penalty for sloth.

I got the clap from losing a game of cracker jack in college.

by Casey R. June 04, 2005

knuckle cracker

A person who cracks his/her knuckles for pure amusement at any time or place.

"Ohh, so you're a KNUCKLE CRACKER eh?"
"Yes I am. So?"
"No comment!"

by bottleblonde August 20, 2005

Ass Cracker

A term used to describe a man with a large enough penis, to brake the anus of the woman or man he is having anal intercourse with.

"Damn, his's cock is so big, he is definatly an ass cracker!"

by Ereh November 28, 2003