When you’re hooking up with your chick for the 7th time after being in Texas for like a year, but then right before you bust she pulls out a Magic the Gathering deck and challenges you to a duel.
Enrique: “Yo man, what happened with playing Sea of Thieves last night?”
Bernard: “Sorry man, my chick took too long picking up the truck from Yuma.”
Bernard: “Sorry man, my chick took too long picking up the truck from Yuma.”
by Balzar Danglin June 17, 2021
Get the Picking up the truck from Yumamug. by PetrosNoob101 December 12, 2019
Get the You picked the wrong house, Fool!mug. Example 1.
Parent 1: "Go clean your room! I'm not your pick-up-yo-crap-fairy!"
Example 2.
Parent 2: "Well I see the pick-up-yo-crap-fairy came today..."
Parent 1: "Go clean your room! I'm not your pick-up-yo-crap-fairy!"
Example 2.
Parent 2: "Well I see the pick-up-yo-crap-fairy came today..."
by Robo-Chick April 25, 2009
Get the pick-up-yo-crap-fairymug. by ms.pimpinyourshoe July 19, 2021
Get the help me pick pics to postmug. by hejsvdna November 23, 2020
Get the pick me girlmug. after a jenkin drop'n'pop, taking your handful of semen, and picking up a piece of poop in the other hand, then with both hands behind your back, approaching someone and telling them to pick a hand. Placing the chosen item in his/her hand, and slapping them in the face with the other. Not to be performed on friends.
by James Delaware November 11, 2010
Get the ROCK BOTTOM - pick a handmug. in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare online, it is bad luck to pick up a barett .50 caliber sniper rifle. the gun must be picked up from the dead body of another player for it to be bad luck. statistics show that once the player has the .50 cal in his/her possesion, they will be kiled within the minute
john:dude i found a .50 cal up here time to pone some poon
joe:don't pick up the .50 cal!
(john gets plugged)
joe:don't pick up the .50 cal!
(john gets plugged)
by cape cOd 4 August 5, 2009
Get the don't pick up the .50 calmug.