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Crazy Shammy

Noun
Definitions:

1) Someone who doesn't have a bloody facking clue and loves talkin' shite.
2) Someone who is as rare as fookin' horse shite and is fackin' clean off it.
1) "Oi you! Your on the wrong side off the fookin' escalator ya Crazy Shammy Cunt ye! To hell with you, you rotten b*****d! Your as thick as two short planks ye aul git ye!”
2)"Ahhh what was dat for Crazy Shammy ye oul rotten hag ye! Your fookin' out of it like a bag of fookin' shit lying out in Fermanagh !"
2)"Aww fook there's bolock Crazy Shammy out again, counting them manky oul Friesian's" What did i tell that oul bastid? She's no show cow but shed do for a ride around the house!"
by DoomQuack May 18, 2015
mugGet the Crazy Shammymug.

Crazy Dazie

is the super hyper, over the top giggly result of little or no sleep the night before. usually surfaces when you are at work early after a long night at the club or just taking a loved one home after work late at night when you have to be up very early.
Hey Amanda, why is Aurora acting all crazy dazie?

oh she didn't sleep last night so she is acting crazy dazie just to stay awake.

(Aurora off in the distance hopping up and down)...wooooooo!!!.....welcome to Starbucks...woooo!!!!
by Sergio Serna May 21, 2008
mugGet the Crazy Daziemug.

crazy legz

An ex-stoner, known for his 1337 skillz. He be droppin da bomb! He's also gangsta!
Dat guy havin sum crazy legz, niggah!
by sniggedi September 16, 2007
mugGet the crazy legzmug.

Crazy carpet

When a girl from Quebec City goes the whole winter without taming her pubic hair. In spring she shaves it off and sews a carpet that she uses to go sledding the following winter....
Maxie's crazy carpet ride was a hit down the slopes.
by Batgirl714 February 17, 2017
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crazy bluntz

A good slang for anything that is extreme...
DAMN!!! Thats Crazy Bluntz!!!!

That chics titties are crazy blunts
by your mom October 9, 2003
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Crazy Ivan

Leave point A heading towards plan B.
Upon reaching A & 1/2, make a sharp right and head towards a Crazy Ivan-- i.e. plan C, or... the Crazy Ivan. Usually introduced by the most devious member of your clan...
1. Stick with the plan, or Crazy Ivan?

2. Last night we were headed to the Ruby Room, but we Crazy Ivan'd and ended up in Santa Cruz!!!
by eakthemonkey May 17, 2004
mugGet the Crazy Ivanmug.

Crazy Horse

The "token" individual or "black sheep" in a clique. ie: the token black guy.
by tAMmi June 24, 2004
mugGet the Crazy Horsemug.

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