Chinesse bed wetter

While doing a chinesse women, force her into an orgasm so large that a dragon releases from her vagina. While it seems dangerous, the dragon only wants to make the couple green tea.

"It's a Chinesse bed wetter"
"I like my tea with lemon"

by steelsammy1 January 11, 2010

Tanning Bed Skin

Tanning Bed Skin is the result of girls who get in the tanning bed far too much. The result is leathery, slightly orange, dry skin.

The problem could be avoided if girls would just learn to be comfortable in their own skin.

After laying in the tanning bed for 40 minutes 3 times a week for a total of 5 months, Bailey had total Tanning Bed Skin.

by Kaptain Kangeroo May 3, 2009

making your bed

masturbating; jacking off

Josh! Quit making your bed on the couch! Have some decency!

by woot_woot_666 October 19, 2006

Horse Head in the Bed

When a woman stuffs her ponytails into her mouth and then gives oral to a dude.

Katie's hair is full of jiz because she just gave Jeff a Horse Head in the Bed.

by jeffye September 10, 2011

Lesbian Bed Life

The rejection and opposite of Lesbian Bed Death.

aka Really hot lesbian sex.

Alice and Gertrude had the best sex life ever, they were total fiends in bed, nothing could stop them!! They laughed in the face of LBD, they were prime candidates for LESBIAN BED LIFE!

by FeralFarrell December 12, 2009

morning bed hump

When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump.

Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

Calm yo bed

Phrase meaning to calm down. Made popular by a youtube video of a few people dubbing voices over a episode or collection of episode of X-Men featuring the Juggernaut

Calm yo bed, i don't wanna hear dat shit!

by weeksauce April 16, 2011