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Purple onion

Jake: "hey man, I finally had sex with a black girl"
Chad: "so you finally got some purple onion?"
Jake: "what?"
Chad: "yea, man didnt you look down while you were getting it in?"
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Onion

A joke with layers, a joke that everyone 'passes around', a joke that gets even more funny as people 'pull each layer', adding more funny things about the joke.
Guy 1: "Look at the teacher's jumper..."
Guy 2: "Looks like it was made by his mum."
*laughs*
Guy 3: "Out of pubes."
*more laughs*
Guy 4: "Out of Chris-chan's pubes!"
*extreme laughing*
(the joke here is an onion)
by XxHarvzBackxX February 20, 2022
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Onion Booty

a large round butt, usually belonging a female...
Yeah bro, that girl from the club last night had an onion booty too bad she told me she was 16...
by Seven Point Six Two June 27, 2021
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Onion Man

The coolest gamer ever. Known for being so cool.

( A very cool person)
Very awesome
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Tight Onion

The tight ass of a hot chick. One you could bounce a quarter off.
"Hey guy, look at that tight onion." "Marcus loves tight onions he should check her out"
by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023
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onion barge

A selfish fat girl who no one likes because she’s nasty and greedy as fuck
by anonymous May 17, 2023
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.onion

.onion is a special top-level domain name denoting an anonymous onion service formerly known as the "hidden service", accessible through the Tor network. These addresses are not real DNS names, and the .onion TLD is not in the Internet DNS root directory. However, if the appropriate proxy software is installed, Internet programs such as web browsers can access websites with .onion addresses by sending the request over the Tor network.
The purpose of using such a system is to make it difficult to trace both the information provider and the person accessing the information, whether by the other, an intermediary network host, or an outsider. Web sites that offer special .onion addresses can provide an additional layer of identity assurance via EV HTTPS certificates. Providing an onion site also helps mitigate SSL stripping attacks by malicious exit nodes on the Tor network on users who would otherwise access traditional HTTPS clearnet pages through Tor.
Tor browser support .onion links.
by .Onion November 25, 2021
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