concern troll

A person who posts on a blog thread, in the guise of "concern," to disrupt dialogue or undermine morale by pointing out that posters and/or the site may be getting themselves in trouble, usually with an authority or power. They point out problems that don't really exist. The intent is to derail, stifle, control, the dialogue. It is viewed as insincere and condescending.

A concern troll on a progressive blog might write, "I don't think it's wise to say things like that because you might get in trouble with the government." Or, "This controversy is making your side look disorganized."

by thevineyard May 9, 2007

troll framing

To troll on the internet while making it seem like someone else other than the actual person who is trolling.

Was that a coincedence or just troll framing?

by Am PM April 14, 2010

Troll Water

The water that collects in the spot under the "bridge" of your anus and groin, much like a troll that lives under a bridge.

Only good way to dry Troll Water is to do a Troll Sweep

Guy 1: Dude, this morning, i had Troll Water worse then ever before! And I forgot to Troll Sweep!
Guy 2: Oh, you must have really gotten your pants wet!
Guy 1: Yup.

by BS-man November 2, 2009

Troll-Trapper

Jealous asshole who doesn't want you to succeed.

Teacher : I'm going to make sure you don't get into a good college.

Me : Go fuck yourself troll-trapper, I'll find my own damn college.

by Jay Bird 850 July 6, 2010

Creeper Troll

A fugly person who does weird things, like stares at you while you work, or looks at you for hours. Generally someone undesirable to have hanging around you. This person usually gives off an unshakable feeling of disgust to the person experiencing the creeper troll's stare.

There is a creeper troll staring at you from across the street.

Creeper troll that is following you around the mall.

by EM20911 May 10, 2011

Beef Troll

exceptionaly large woman with an ugly face or usually unkempt in appearance.

"Whoa check out that huge lady in line!"

"Dang now thats a beef troll."

by Girl of greys May 1, 2009

pig troll

(noun) An ugly girl trying to get your job

- PICTURE THIS SCENE: JAM PACKED BAR IN OZ!It is when you are trying to get a job in a bar in Australia and the only way to get it is by dancing on the bar ! BUT the other girl who eventually gets the job instead of you is skinny and an excellent dancer and dances with a chair on the bar but is UGLY, However all your friends are at the bar watching and screaming to the girl while you both dance on the bar for the job. They are screaming MOO PIG TROLL GET OFF THE BAR.

by Sally Callow/Lee Neumann January 11, 2009