phantom fingered

When a man in a sitting position farts and it travels forward tickling the taint and balls on its quest for freedom

Dude I got phantom fingered at the movies last night

by 5753:78((8 March 2, 2016

phantom discord syndrome

You hear discord messages without getting any

*discord message* “wait I didn't get a message” “must be phantom discord syndrome”

by Your_normal_bfdi_fan_hater May 21, 2022

Phantom dick syndrome

when a non penis owning individual wears a strap on and genuinely feels the person around/using it while it’s attached.

“i swear to god i could feel her around me, i was having phantom dick syndrome BIG time.”

by 3y3bagsss November 19, 2023

Phantom Ruby

The Phantom Ruby is a gemstone that can form illusions that can trick others into thinking something is real.

I used the Phantom Ruby to trick my friend into playing Sonic Forces.

by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023

Phantom

The worst thing ever

You are the phantom

by LatvianGambitIsVeryGood May 6, 2025

phantom hip buzz

when you wear a Blackberry or cell phone with a belt clip, and you think you feel it buzzing, even though you are not actually wearing it at the moment.

Cubical worker 1: "Hold on, I bet this is Sarah..."
Cubical worker 2: "Dude, you're not even wearing your Blackberry!"
Cubical worker 1: *sigh* "Phantom hip buzz."

by gg-ma May 17, 2010

Phantom neutral

Shifting a driver’s transmission into neutral from a passenger seat, without their knowledge.

Vrooooom!

“Wtf?”

“Phantom neutral!”

“lol you asshole!”

by Idriveaturbomiata March 19, 2023