Jacob Sartorius

A fuckboy with a lack of talent and eyebrows, the guy on Vines and Magcon that gets roasted everywhere he goes.... He calls himself a "songwriter" but all he can come up with is a song about a filthy sweatshirt....

Nickname: Jacob Saggytits

Friend--- Ew gross Jacob Saggytits touched meh

Me-- I will take care of ur funeral don't worry

R.I.P my friend

Cause of death: Jacob Sartorius

by That_Boss_15 December 25, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

A term used to describe a cringy boy recording on a camera lip syncing to a popular song, in which causes other people to drink bleach

Man: *Lip syncs to a popular song*
Other Man: You're such a Jacob Sartorious *Starts drinking bleach*

by Oriconicle November 21, 2016

Jacob Doll

1.To act in a way that makes you a homosexual
See also homosexual
2.A homoplexual if the disease gets to bad.
See also homoplexual

Dave: Jacob, can I borrow your pen for a second
Jacob: No way man, it's mine
Dave: Why do you have to be a Jacob Doll all the time?
Jacob: Fuck you
Everyone in the class chants: Jacob Doll, Jacob Doll, Jacob Doll, till he cries and dies...

by Fred Gandy August 26, 2006

Jacob Jacobo

the most sexiest annoyingest despreate nigga in th world that loves to beat the pussy up up up and the ass as well. he will do anything to get your attention like call and sing to you , stare at you and drool and jack off right in front of you but he will make you feel like the most beauitfulest bitch in the world.

I really wsh Jacob Jacobo would stop following me to my classes.

Ew, why is Jacobo still messaging me?

by beatthepussyupupup December 13, 2013

jacob satorius

When you binge watch 12 year old vine kids, you are a Jacob Satorius

Ew, look at Mellisa, she is such a jacob satorius

by DogeThaDog March 19, 2016

jacob sartorius

Jacob Sartorious is literally the most irrelevant person on the Internet. He looks like he's 5 and got famous for nothing...lip syncing. Someone please do us all a favor and deactivate his social media accounts 😩

Person 1: Do you know Jacob Sartorius?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes... 🙄 My life would be way better off without him.

by missraylena March 27, 2016

Jacob sartorius

13 yr old, who films vines and has like every single social media there is

Jacob sartorius sweatshirt parody-
Bart Baker as Jacob- I’m a really young guy
In fact I am only thirteen
I got famous making shitty Vines
And cringey lipsyncs on Musical.ly

by Fuckingfaggotfucker July 18, 2016