Kiss ass

A Kiss ass is commonly known as a person who will go to many lengths to look impressive, good, and worthy towards another person or group of higher social standing.

This is usually due to their need to ascend in the ranks of their workplace, school, or society in general.

In their quest for higher status and privilege, they will become unguarded and their peers will begin to notice how fake and transparent their attempts are.

A Kiss ass will most definetly seem fake due to the fact they don't actually give a shit when people watch how fake they are.

Ted's co-workers knew he was a Kiss ass because he never went to TGIF with them, and instead went out with the boss.

"It's obvious Ted is a Kiss ass, look at how he ignores the rest of us"

by jacht February 8, 2010

soccer ass

The large behind of a female soccer player. This ass is most often desirable, though not always. Often associated with short soccer shorts.

"Dude, that girl's a sick soccer player."
"Thus, her sick soccer ass."
"Word."

by Studstudstudder November 1, 2007

Cheap ass

someone who is very very stingy, generally a mutual friend that has little respect from others.

"Jim went to the bar to get us drinks last night and I gave him 5 bucks and when he returned he asked me for the extra 10 cents.....what a cheap ass"

by Trez_City December 14, 2006

the cats ass

A niftyier way of saying cool, that is the shit, or this is wonderful. It is also used to say that someone or something is really clever or intelligent.

the guys at holybullshit.com are the cats ass.

by James Bourne February 20, 2004

smacked ass

an absolute idiot that walks around as if he's got no clue in life.

act right, you smacked ass.

by Karolyn C July 21, 2005

kicks ass

Very Good at something, to be awsome at a game or activity.
kickass.

Man I kick ass at video games.

by Hooded1 January 20, 2004

Ass Glue

When semen dries in the crack of an ass and the cheeks get stuck together as a result.

Steve had such a hairy ass that when his gay lover came on his ass his butt cheeks were stuck together as the semen dried. They had to use a pair of scissors to cut out the Ass Glue.

by jizzmaster 3000 September 30, 2012