Mockhome Syndrome

A variation on Stockholm Syndrome that specifically occurs within the population of reality show contestants forced to live in a fake mansion without contact with the outside world.

Symptoms include referring to competitors as "family," and completely forgetting you're never going to see them again, and thinking romances will last forever.
Man, I can't believe Julie thinks Jake actually likes her. She's got Mockhome Syndrome.
by Yeggo January 21, 2024
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Walrus syndrome

When your girls pussy looks like the mouth of a walrus.
"I wonder why I can't maintain a relationship"

"I guarantee it's because of your walrus syndrome"

"You might be right my pussy is pretty gross"

"Ew"
by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017
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Shiny Object Syndrome

Shiny object syndrome occurs when a person keeps jumping from one side hustle to another, hoping that one will work. The reason this phenomenon is detrimental to the individual is that constantly switching to new side hustles won’t be effective unless they maintain consistency. In the end, it can create a false sense of productivity while actually wasting valuable time.
by Someone31jif April 11, 2024
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A toxic personality style characterized by excessive pride in one's own virtue, a lack of empathy for the moral struggles of others, self-righteousness, hypocrisy, and a holier-than-thou attitude. This is most common with those who claim to be part of the Christian faith, but just use it as an excuse to be mean, hateful, and judgemental. The best treatment for a personality like this is understanding, empathy and most importantly, prayer.
The corrupt pastor of that church has a bad case of pharisaic personality syndrome.
by Dark Hood March 01, 2024
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Fuckholm Syndrome

When two associates (regardless of self designation or designated by others) get unusually close do to constant contact via work, sudden happenstance, or because they live together (roomates) or nearby each other. The relationship at first will be neutral at first then it will rapidly ignite to hardcore lustful sex. They mostly will breakup and makeup several times because the feel that their bodies are compatable, ironically they will most likely not marry each other. It is not uncommon for them to cheat with each other while they are married to other people. It should be noted you have a higher chance of surviving a shark attack than to see or let alone be in one.
Tia: Shaian you see Vivi and Rod in the office?
Shaian: Girl they both have Fuckholm Syndrome, plain as day.
Tia: The way they are too close to each other or the fact they live near eachother?
Shaian: Both. You see the ways they look at each other.
Tia: They gotta chill with the obviousness.
Shaian: uuuummmmuuumm.
by Shockdragon September 15, 2018
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Dickfart Syndrome

An STD

Basically when you’re fucking her in the ass and she farts on your dick
“Hey man what’s wrong?”
That bitch gave me Dickfart Syndrome smh
by emmieaesthetic June 23, 2021
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Ahmed syndrome

The disability to lose basic and fundamental cognitive abilities and have a constantly decreasing attention span that worsens by the minute which leads you to interrupt your friend's conversations or space out into the abyss every now and then.
"Faisal you're not paying attention, did the Ahmed Syndrome really get you? Pull yourself together man."
by spozy May 21, 2024
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