The sex nympho god . Once you get a taste you will lose all sanity because you will forever be bewitched, say goodbye to your life as you know it dirty valkarie will change you life as you know it
by Val-ku-re April 07, 2020
When you fuck someone and scream "live long and prosper " when you climax. Then afterwards watch godzilla.
by The Electric monkey April 03, 2020
Dirty Cielle is when, You take your shirt off at school and then you draw on people with a sharpie.
You can do this at any age but remember its not elegant.
It also means You do drugs.
You can do this at any age but remember its not elegant.
It also means You do drugs.
by Cici_Monkey October 22, 2020
When you are sixty-nining with a girl, but you end up vomiting on her, so she ends up with a mouth full of cum and a pussy full of vomit. A "Satchel" if you will.
Person A: "We were going at it so hard, I accidentally gave her a Dirty Satchel."
Person B: "Eww, disgusting!"
Person B: "Eww, disgusting!"
by somerussiannigger October 20, 2016
The act of going into a public restroom and stealing the soap then cumming in the soap making a cum gun and then you go to your local Walmart and spray the cum gun and customers
by Vexk April 13, 2022
A man in his early 40s who acts like he’s in his teens and also likes to be active with teens. He still lives off his mother While lying about everything. A dirty J will say they were in special ops navy division, a medical doctor, in tent city , a Chippendale’s stripper, and post things on Facebook saying that he is sleeping on a park bench all the while it is just a picture he took off of the TV of a park bench. A dirty J will be your best friend, funny, try to marry you within three days, and call his mama for money or pizza when she lives literally many states away. Dirty Jay doesn’t shower for three weeks at a time, wears the same clothes for those three weeks, and who knows how he cleans his foreskin.
Girl: Oh my god did you meet that dirty J? He Smells horrific and has been wearing that shirt for three weeks but man he’s done so many things in his life I’m so impressed and he’s only in his early 40s.
other girl: Ya I smelled him come in from a block away the other day when he came over and then he left when he found out I finally turned 21.
Girl: Well I am so lucky that I’m still 19 thank God.
other girl: Ya I smelled him come in from a block away the other day when he came over and then he left when he found out I finally turned 21.
Girl: Well I am so lucky that I’m still 19 thank God.
by sandvag May 19, 2021
When your girl is on top of you in the reverse cowgirl, while riding she chugs a beer bottle and then shoves the bottle up your ass so you blow your load
by Memequeensupreme April 06, 2023