Let me stop in my tracks

The phrase you say when somebody behind you is doing the fappy face and you are about to "stop in your tracks" and elbow them in the nose.

Bryant's natural reaction to the Fappy Face.

Joe: "Hey Bryant, fresh cakes! Michael is doing the fappy face right behind you!"
Bryant; "Is that right Joseph? Then I guess you should... let me stop in my tracks! *thrusts arm back and hits Michael in the face*
Michael: Not now Bryant...

by De Pompoozle January 6, 2017

GPSing me

being followed via GPS

everywhere i go he's there. He must be GPSing me.

by Chimp999 January 19, 2017

Follow me i know the way.

Follow me i know the way is mainly used by pedophiles and rapists as a way to lure in smaller children that are lost by telling them that they know the way.

Pedophile walks up to a lost child

Pedophile: "Hi are you alright?"

Child: "No sir im lost!"

Pedophile: "Follow me i know the way."

by DirtyFlipFlops January 24, 2017

me not worried

Secretly worries inside. Hoping no one notices how worried they are.

Contemplating suicide.

Co-Worker: Hey Pilus, I think you got fired bro.

Pilus: "Me not worried at all!"

by SquanchyBitch January 24, 2017

who me?

something that gradually got annoying because of Krista Estes

If I hear "Who me?" again I will throw hands.

by daddyrajak January 29, 2017

cash me outside howbow dah

It's an internet sensation, caused by a 'difficult' teenage-girl, who was in the doctor Phil show.
It basically means that you want to continue your discussion physically and without a lot of people surrounding u.
'Cash me outside howbow dah' is now the official january 2017 meme, sharing her place with the salt guy. (look it up)

Rose are red,
my hart is fat,
will u be ma valentine

or cash me outside howbow dah

by pugsarecool February 4, 2017

waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017