Toilet About Face

The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.

"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."

by Oldskooled April 25, 2022

Email face blast

In direct email marketing, an email face blast takes place when a product promotion is sent out to a large number of targeted recipients simultaneously. Typically, this full-bore marking approach is used during in new campaigns introducing never before-seen products.

Jason: Email face blast is going out tomorrow on that new OTP promo.

Koyfie: Don't forget to send tissues along with that.

by Don's Johnson August 8, 2012

Your face

I'm the 1%.

Hym "No. I'll say it to your face. Your face isn't special. You're not to good to get insulted and you aren't Joe Rogan so what are you actually going to do? Avoid saying shit to MY fucking face. Avoid me entirely so you don't look like and idiot when I call your bluff. That's what you're going to do. ESPECIALLY if my imaginary Frankenstein is with me. I'd be hearing a whole lot of 'sir'coming out your mouth. 'Yes, sir. Please don't be mean to me online, sir.' Getthefuckouttahere with that."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

The face

Used to imply to a beautiful or badass face or mug.

She was the face of that runway in Paris.

by Maina Kabuki January 20, 2020

As Flat As Mark's Face

Used to describe something that's really flat.

The ground outside is as flat as Mark's face

by DoorHandle1234 August 15, 2017

middle face

When your eyes, nose, and mouth have all scrunched into the middle of your face.
When everything wants to be by your nose.

You went full middle face man.

by Teplous February 16, 2018

Fart Face

So there was these two blokes standing on the elevator back in the early 1900's, one man let out a particularly crotch staining fart while the other bloke just looked at him with this weird fucking look of disgust on his face, and ever since then it's been known as fart face.

What's your Malfunction Fart Face

by Dynamite Dave Dudemyster June 17, 2021