"He tripped and fell into the pool and I totally lost my shit; I couldn't stop laughing."
"He tried to shove me and I lost my shit; I beat the hell out of him."
"He tried to shove me and I lost my shit; I beat the hell out of him."
by WTFuchs November 30, 2011
Get the lost my shitmug. the state of being pushed over the edge of sanity and having a complete and utter freak out or mental/emotional breakdown
1. Dude your Losing your shit.
2. On a day to day basis I tip toe the line of losing my shit.
3. If you don't shut the fuck I'm gonna lose my shit and punch babies.
4. DUDE MATT I'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY FUCKING SHIT.
2. On a day to day basis I tip toe the line of losing my shit.
3. If you don't shut the fuck I'm gonna lose my shit and punch babies.
4. DUDE MATT I'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY FUCKING SHIT.
by mau810 April 29, 2011
Get the Losing your shitmug. Sometimes shit-eating grin.
(1) n. A shit eating grin is a very wide and, to the outside observer, stupid looking grin, usually showing smugness, self-satisfaction, or inner humor. The term is most often seen in the expression "Wipe that shit eating grin off your face!", usually said by the aforementioned outside observer. This observer-based definition makes "shit eating grin" the negative counterpart to "You look like the cat who ate the canary." While the two expressions describe the same grin, they have very different connotations. This definition has nothing to do with the term "shit eater".
(2) n. Someone donning a forced smile in an uncomfortable, embarassing, or compromising situation could be said to have a shit eating grin. Because an uncomfortable situation is much more closely related to "eating shit" than smugness, it is plausible to assume that this is the first definition, although far from the most common, and that the above definition is a result of drift from this one.
Both of these uses are documented in the Oxford English Dictionary no earlier than 1957.
(1) n. A shit eating grin is a very wide and, to the outside observer, stupid looking grin, usually showing smugness, self-satisfaction, or inner humor. The term is most often seen in the expression "Wipe that shit eating grin off your face!", usually said by the aforementioned outside observer. This observer-based definition makes "shit eating grin" the negative counterpart to "You look like the cat who ate the canary." While the two expressions describe the same grin, they have very different connotations. This definition has nothing to do with the term "shit eater".
(2) n. Someone donning a forced smile in an uncomfortable, embarassing, or compromising situation could be said to have a shit eating grin. Because an uncomfortable situation is much more closely related to "eating shit" than smugness, it is plausible to assume that this is the first definition, although far from the most common, and that the above definition is a result of drift from this one.
Both of these uses are documented in the Oxford English Dictionary no earlier than 1957.
(1) Upon telling Elaine he knew a secret, Jerry donned a shit eating grin and refused to reveal it.
(2) Forced to admit defeat, the politician managed a shit eating grin as he called for and end to "bipartisan rhetoric".
(2) Forced to admit defeat, the politician managed a shit eating grin as he called for and end to "bipartisan rhetoric".
by GuildNavigator84 February 12, 2006
Get the shit eating grinmug. James: Yo, did you see that fight at Lunch.
Jeff: Nah, mate. Was busy.
James: You should of been there. Shit went down.
Jeff: Nah, mate. Was busy.
James: You should of been there. Shit went down.
by itzDanP March 27, 2015
Get the shit went downmug. Goofus: Damn B, those 3 Miami Shit Machines that I bought from the Wawa and ate right after running over that 'gator in your hovercraft are giving me the bubble guts. I think i'm crowning dog! Good thing we're in the everglades and I can just pinch one off the side and chum these here waters for more 'gators. These beasts have a taste for gloria estefan and cuban sweetbreads.
Gallant: ...
Gallant: ...
by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 26, 2020
Get the Miami Shit Machinemug. A creative phrase of exasperation most commonly used by the James Rolfe character "Angry Video Game Nerd", often used to describe something that sucks.
by Taveon March 10, 2008
Get the shit load of fuckmug. 1) An email received, proving to you that yes, things COULD be worse.
2) An email you sent which derides all and sundry and which, one microsecond after you hit the send key, fills you with an instant feeling of dread and remorse
3) A customer complaint of any description
2) An email you sent which derides all and sundry and which, one microsecond after you hit the send key, fills you with an instant feeling of dread and remorse
3) A customer complaint of any description
I complained to the boss about losing the coffee break, so he sent me a shit-o-gram.
I sent a shit-o-gram to my ex wife, but accidently sent it to everyone on my work mailing list instead.
I sent a shit-o-gram to my ex wife, but accidently sent it to everyone on my work mailing list instead.
by sociopath9 May 2, 2009
Get the shit-o-grammug.