When ppl don't really know what they doing, they be dumb asf, they be mad clumsy, make too many mistakes, or can't do shit right, also they think too much about it
Mike: Yo gang wsv wit u bro why you actin mad clumsy boy ugly ahh nigga?
(*Group laughing*)
Mike: Too much sex tdy?
(Group laughs again)
(*Group laughing*)
Mike: Too much sex tdy?
(Group laughs again)
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