Pulling an Anus

When a punk with a stupid name, like “Adam”, spends years fooling his coworkers into thinking they are his friends. He laughs with them, cries with them, confides in them, throws burritos with them, and reaches high things for them. But then he pops his lung, on account of his lanky-Ness, and his coworkers selflessly take care of him like one of their own. His lung heals and then he asks for his palm sander back and takes the Cards Against Humanity expansion pack and runs... never to be heard from again.

Rick is just going end up pulling an anus again after he gets what he wants from those people.

by Wet n' wild danger kitty January 3, 2021

The Cheese Pull

A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of fine cheeses, meats, and olives are placed aesthetically on top of your partner. Mozzerlla cheese sticks are shoved in your partner's mouth for a quiet, sensual evening. You reserve the belly button and other orpheuses for marinara sauce for dipping. You consume the remaining cheese board items in the dark while binge watching your favorite trashy TV series. This act is only for married people.

I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed the cheese pull on him all night. It saved our marriage!

by MilfywayGalaxy January 4, 2021

Weed Pulling

When giving a hand job, some pubes are snagged as a part of the process and get pulled on the up stroke.

Things were going great until her ring snagged...I gotta keep the garden in better order to stop the weed pulling.

by Geroooo January 5, 2021

pulling a reda

When you play counter-strike, hit global elite then screenshot it and never open the game again.

"No way matteo is about to pull a reda"

"He doesn't wanna get good, wait one week and he'll be pulling a reda"

by xZen- January 6, 2021

Pulling a Donny

Being such a sore loser you would shit on your own hand and shake hands with them to spite them.

He is really Pulling a Donny.

by PurplePenguins18 January 6, 2021

Pull Ups Kid

Probably that one kid in your Gym class that you didn’t even know existed but then he randomly joins your group and now you and your friends are stuck with him. Then he starts talking about how many pull ups he can do and won’t stop doing them and keeps showing off only to do 3 pull ups.

Woah Pull Ups Kid...Wow that’s a lot of pull ups wow I care so much

by CheeseWithSauce January 7, 2021

Pulling a Josh

Using too many damn hashtags

Did you see how many hashtags he had on his last Instagram post? He never stops Pulling a Josh

by FootballFan69420 January 10, 2021