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love buffer

It means something preventing you from experiencing sexual pleasure fully, for example, a condom.
A: I don't need no love buffer.
B: Then you don't get to f*ck me.
by PointTH June 17, 2017
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i love purr

by Noahiscool123 June 21, 2017
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Love Tap

He said he could fight but threw nothin but love taps.
by KatriSosa June 20, 2017
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Fringe love

You want to love him/her but you feel so scred that they don't feel the same way or there is just somthing in the way that you want to sit and cringe in you bed all day
"Dude, i really like her but she just broke up with her boyfriend, we have such a Fringe love."
by After Life Definer July 3, 2017
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I know who you love

What Empty!Cas said to Castiel about Dean Winchester
I know what you hate, I know who you love.
by Nadou Castiel November 7, 2017
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Love

A warcrime against humanity invented by a sneaky bastard called "life" or "God" if you're primitive.
-is lately mistaken for "being a basic bitch" which is yet another desease of today's urban life that is commonly found on a street
-is a symptom of deadly, sexually transmitted disease called "life"
-will certainly result in fucking up a notable portion of your life altogether
-other symptoms are: insomnia, daydreaming, being a little bitch and absolute inability to act as a functional human being, specifically then around the loved one
-The Encyclopedia Galactica, in its chapter on Love states that it is far too complicated to define. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love: Avoid, if at all possible.

Summary: quite possibly causes tremendous amount of pain, is probably the worst thing that will ever happen to you in your entire eistence, is in many instances, source of suicidal thoughts and existential crysis, yet some sociopaths (like myself) still think that the "tickle in your belly" is more than worth a shot.

10/10 would let some bitch destroy another 3 years of my life again.
A: "Love? Shit's mediocre mate."
B: "Feels good tho"
by Existential_Crisis November 7, 2017
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love gasket

A love gasket is a moustache and beard or mustache and goatee combo that makes a perfect seal when you give head. This term comes from gasket, a seal used in car engines or plumbing. It's not related to the Brit slang gasket found in Urban Dictionary.
"My boyfriend grew a love gasket for Movember, but it tickled when he tried to go down on me, so I made him shave it off."
by D'andy November 12, 2017
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