Octagonal synthetic face mask disorder

A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.

Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.

by Zack Marks October 2, 2016

Face-out

The action of asking someone out via facebook.

Mike just face-outed Katie, they're going to the movies tomorrow.

by Cesco13 October 26, 2010

Juice Face

The name for a girl whose face is caked in makeup, which looks like she is orange (or any unnatural juice color).

"Wow! Look at her! She is a juice face!"

by Kaade May 7, 2019

Double-faced entendre

A term coined by the band Oliver Tree. It means the exact same thing as two-faced in the context of the song “Life Goes On,” but the words together actually do not make any sense.

“I’m looking for help with this song. I’m trying to describe someone who treats you one way to your face but acts the other way behind your back.”

“You mean “two-faced?””

“No, something more pretentious.”

“That’s the exact phrase you’re looking for.”

*other person walks away*

“Gosh, he couldn’t just find me new words. What a double-faced entendre.”

by DS716 November 10, 2021

Priest-face

Haggard and scruffy, slightly rape(y)

Bro got mad priest-face, must be finals week.

by Alkalineaddiction April 7, 2015

Shrimp-Faced

A person (Usually a women) with a sexy body but an ugly ass face.

That shrimp-faced slut ain't shit, she only has a sexy body.

by BimboCunt March 25, 2024

equine faced

horse faced, having a long face somewhat similar to that of a horse

dave's heads-over-heels for that sparkly blonde newscastress...yeah? shes' awfully equine faced!!

john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.

by michael foolsley September 5, 2013