National throw short people day

On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence

Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren

by IsBadAtMath October 13, 2025

National twerking day

Today is the day where you shake what your momma gave you.

Today is national twerking day get ready people!

by tylerfunk June 23, 2020

National Manager Buy’s Lunch Day

Occurs every year on August 20th to appreciate employees hard work and dedication.

He was skeptical about National Manager Buy’s Lunch Day, wondering if this day was actually real.

by Told ya soooo August 20, 2023

National Send Nudes Day

On May 22th is the second annual Send Nudes Day. On this everyone u ask has to send u nudes. It was introduced in 2010 by the man Jospeh “Josh“ Muller.

Person 1: Can U send me nudes its national Send Nudes Day

Person 2: sends nude

by user2737383848 May 22, 2021

National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*

Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025

National Bite a Block of Cheese Day

December 4th is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day. Celebrate by buying a block of Extra Sharp Cheddar or Jack and chomp away.

"Skwindles just took a bite out of a cheese block."
"Wtf why?"
"It's National Bite a Block of Cheese Day, it's a requirement."

by e6st December 4, 2020

National grab ass day

All day is a dream

National grab ass day is in the throughout May.

by Dick is yeet April 29, 2019