Hotness Scale

Thing that determines how hot a girl is using the numbers 1-10, 1 being the lowest, 10 being the highest.

Things that can earn her points:
- Being physically attractive
- Having a job
- Having a great personality
- Having little to no sex partners
- Thinking you’re sexy

Things that can lose her points:
- Being physically unattractive
- Not having a job
- Having a bad attitude

- Having lots of sex partners

That girl looks okay, but she’s cool as shit. So that moves her up from being a 5, to about an 8 or a 9 on the hotness scale.

That girls is hot as fuck. But her problem is she knows it. So that moves her down from being a 10 to being maybe a 2 or a 3.

by SiL3Nt J September 21, 2023

Dirty hot-pocket

A dirty hot-pocket happens when you slather your wiener in marinara sauce and stick it in a dirty coochie

My girl said she hasn’t showered in a week and told me to come over and give her a dirty hot-pocket

by Bigdaddy15350 September 21, 2023

Hot Buttered MonkeyLove

Sex so filthy the troop of spider monkeys at the local zoo escape to come groom you both afterwards!

Nicole and I had a Hot Buttered MonkeyLove session that even an hour long shower couldn’t cleanse our souls afterwards.

by Bent Boy September 22, 2023

Hot Lunch

A hot lunch is a child who is born to two parents following their divorce. In order for that child to be considered a hot lunch, the parents must have at one time been married and be separated or divorced at the time the child is conceived. A hot lunch is essentially the opposite of a bastard.

My friend Nicola is a hot lunch her parents divorced and then they had after they were separated.

by #urmomshouse September 22, 2023

Hot

1) an exaggerated word for “warm”. A high temperature.

2) Incredibly good looking (Of a person, usually female)

1) “Damn it’s so hot”

2) “Damn you’re so hot”

by Just your average Goober September 25, 2023

Hot air potatoes

A potato with antigravitational properties. The higher ambient air temperature is, the less it gets affected by gravitational force. Once the structure of the potato is damaged, it looses it's antigravitational effects.

I saw hot air potatoes in my backyard yesterday.

by Ligij September 26, 2023

Hot ghosts

Silent, smelly puff farts.

‘That potato salad gave me hot ghosts all day’

by _bootyh0le_ September 28, 2023