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love surrogate

Getting someone to fuck your boyfriend via tinder
Your so pretty, you'd be a perfect love surrogate for for my long distance bf, Damon
by FatherJones July 9, 2016
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love glub

A Brazilian tongue hump, usually involving a lot of saliva
Person A: Bro, I got with this awesome Mormon chick last night
Person B: Did you give her the love glub?
Person A: totes!
by loveglub June 18, 2016
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Reverse Love Poo

The act of taking a spoon full of your lovers shit and inserting it into your rectum
"Hey baby, wanna try a reverse love poo tonight?"
"No Craig, thats fucked up."
by R3ctumAnnhilator69 June 17, 2016
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Love punch

by Elle245 May 31, 2016
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Love mitt

A vagina or something referencing to a vagina
Xander said to Tyrease "Put it right in my love mitt!"
by Poopstain@yahoo.com May 20, 2016
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Love

A rather complex chemical reaction in an individuals brain when they make contact with an individual who is attractive to them physically or mentally. Love may lead you to overcome the deep lies hidden in an individual, but not for long. Slowly, but surely it will fade away, no matter if you and the person you're in love with share a bond or you end up with a hole in your heart.

Love is actually nothing more than your brain wanting to mate with a specific individual, though love's effect is very strong to say the least:

It will cause IMMENSE pain if you love someone and they don't share the same feelings. This can lead to sadness, depression and even suicidal thoughts

You can ether go ahead and ignore these feelings and take the pain, or blindly follow your primitive feelings and tell yourself "I'll always love (insert name here) and nothing can change that!"

But before you see it coming...
"Fuck man why did she have to cheat on me. Fuck love"

"I'll break up with her next week"

"We will be divorsed next saturday. Man I feel fucking depressed"

"I don't even think she likes me, she just likes me for my money"

Shed tears or make them shed tears.

THATS WHAT LOVE'S ABOUT
by ×2222 January 16, 2018
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love for lemonade

I have a love for lemonade
by Ramen Dab January 17, 2018
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