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dog ticket

An expression used to express disappointment or frustration. Could be used in place of words like "crap."
Dog ticket, John!
Bummer!
Shoot!
by red_ninja2 October 20, 2017
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Dog's Paw Tuesday

A day (can be any day) when everything is going really well then something goes terribly wrong.
This sunny summer day has become a real dog's paw Tuesday after finding out I got fired.

This hike turned into a real dog's paw Tuesday after the bear ate Teresa.
by pinkyndabrain June 15, 2023
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Flipping my dog

Putting on some revealing yoga pants, bikini, swimsuit or something similar which is SUPER TIGHT across the vaginal area, then going into some random Yoga pose on YouTube under the pretence of something "meaningful", "healthy" or "educational" and basically just showing the world your vagina through your inappropriate choice of clothing. The women doing it appear to not understand quite how or why this is SO INAPPROPRIATE and DISGUSTING, PORNOGRAPHIC FILTH.

You can tell the women who are a bit shy as they get their mates to do it with them so the viewer gets to see multiple flanges at the same time. Nice.

The best bit is the videos often have some random Indian dude watching (probably knocking one out at the same time) which is just super random and unnecessary but kinda makes youtube what it is today.

If you're done with watching pornhub and even the TS channel isn't floating your boat any more, try searching dog flipping for an interesting and somewhat random wank. You may even learn some yoga along the way.
Just type in "flipping my dog" on youtube and you'll understand.
by Large Weapon December 2, 2024
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dog lah

one who uses the word lah and is considered cool. this is simply a slang in which teenagers call other teenagers in the need to look cool and different.
boy 1: ' i had a good night. what about you dog lah'
boy 2: ' Yeah dog lah, mine was good too man'
by tbarbro69 May 2, 2011
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Dog

dog is ayl carbom
by Duppy ag April 10, 2023
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Walk the Shih Tzu dog

To walk the Shih Tzu (commonly pronounced Shit Zu) is a slang term, used to denote the act of human defecation. Shih Zu being a breed of dog, originating in Asia, having to walk the shit zu does not refer, in this context, to providing one's pet dog with exercise, but in fact the impending urge of a human to defecate.
'Hey Joe, wanna go to the bar for a few beers?'
'Maybe later Ray, I gotta go walk the shih tzu dog'.

'I had a bad takeaway curry on Saturday and I spent the whole night walking the shih Tzu.
by Jotinmick June 13, 2017
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Dog

A type of animal that people own or like to play with

Or someone who is a filthy and just does anything the boys tell him
Hey look at that dog over there. Is his name bhavesh
by Scoady Fritter May 22, 2021
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