The Boy's Sock Theory

If you have socks on and you say something gay, you are cleansed of your gay sins and protected but if either your socks are wet or you don't have socks on, you are not cleansed from your gay sins and not protected.

Friend #1 - Hey bro, you looking cute and thicc today.

Friend #2 - Whoa, do you got your socks on?

Friend #1 - Of course I do.

Friend #2 - Are they wet?

Friend #1 - No, they are completely dry.

Friend #2 - Oh, well thanks for the compliment bro.

Friend #1 - Why would it matter if my socks were on or if they were wet?

Friend #2 - It's because of The Boy's Sock Theory. I just want to make sure your weren't lacking.

by PumpAction January 7, 2022

My boi Rancho

Something u say when u talk about a friend of yours but you don’t want to reveal his name

So me and my boi rancho shoplifted so much that we were practically an expert at getting away with it.

by YuOfTheNight April 1, 2019

Big Boy Hair

When a boy begins puberty and starts developing hair around his face, chest, armpits and more specifically…down there near his 🍆

Mommy! I woke up and went to the bathroom to pee and I saw I have big boy hair now!

by jvincel March 15, 2023

brainless pretty boy

Someone who kisses himself in the mirror

He wishes everyone was as pretty as him, so he kisses the mirror to feel special and loved. That dude is a brainless pretty boy

by Nonamebobbette April 1, 2015

Dope boy dick

Giving someone such good Dick. They keep coming back. It gets to the point where they fall for you.

He gave her that dope boy Dick. She won’t leave him alone now.

by GodofWater October 6, 2022

Ugly Boy Party

A sex party thrown for ugly men where the insecure can show up for sex they wont get dismissed. All are welcome.

I was invited to an ugly boy party, I want to go.

by cs4art2 May 9, 2021

emo soccer boy

“emo soccer boy” is someone who identifies as a boy and is a soccer player. an emo soccer boy is also someone who is constantly sad and depressed! emo soccer boy is the best way to describe your best guy-friend depressed soccer player.

you’re being such an emo soccer boy right now.

by shurbup February 10, 2022