hot dog

What you call your dick wrapped in a paper towel. After you beat your meat using lotion, you use a paper towel to dry it off, and your wrapped dick is a hot dog.

Chad: Bro I had the yugest hot dog last night!
Brad: Damn, my dick is small so i only get little hot dogs.

by Horny Busdriver February 14, 2019

clam dogging

Similar to the popular "prairie dogging", but referring to a female holding in urine, while urgently seeking a nearby restroom.

Quick Liza, stop the car! I'm clam dogging over here!!

by NewsCan123456 August 27, 2017

Suckin on a chili dog

Oral sex after anal sex

Sierra said she was really into suckin on a chili dog.

by AdonisNeo August 27, 2025

Dog

A being very precious to mankind.

Dogs are the best.

by Geek of the greek da the anime February 7, 2022

dog

An older gentlemen who enjoys massages, but prefers to have plausible deniability regarding the age of the masseur.

That's the dog I was talking about earlier, standing outside Fire Banana.

by Plow25 November 14, 2018

the dog will get it

The thing you say when you spill food on the ground and don't want to pick it up.

Person A: *is getting a bowl of Doritos, and one falls on the floor*
Person B: "Are you gonna pick that up?"
Person A: "The dog will get it"

by Rutherfraud Hayes May 26, 2025

wet dog krump

A modern dance, similar to the krump-style of brooklyn, in which the performer acts as if he/she is a wet dog that must dry himself.

Check out his krump style, but why's he shaking like a wet dog? ohhhhh...wet dog krump

by assbreakerbreadbaker May 17, 2014