Face leech

A parasite with great audacity; a feeding parasite easily seen by others; a funny parasite that reminds one of ‘good times’; a small but colorful jungle creature good for a laugh; a creature easily plucked off and thrown away.

Origin: picture of Madagascar leech on the face of the world’s leading expert on leeches, Mai Fahmy.

Honey, hold still for a second. You’ve got a face leech. Got it!

by bespectacled May 6, 2022

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doogie face

A pissed off look with a blank stare added to it.

my dad had a doogie face when I flipped him off.

by rainkombat December 24, 2008

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Sad Face Rating

A rating on a scale of 1-10 when people pose for a photo for a newspaper after a "first world problem" has happened. They usually have to force themselves to look angry or upset and the angrier they look the higher they score on the sad face rating.

This photo scores a 3/10 on my sad face rating

by IKnowTheLingo December 9, 2021

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Face Fucked

Another word for faceplant, When your face hits/fucks the ground.

Holly shit cunt he just face fucked the ground hahahahaha holly fuck you all good cunt?
What oh fuck I face fucked it real hard aye cunt hahaha,
Ya face fucked it off your bike cunt .

by Mackbud August 11, 2021

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Tsunami Face

A sexual action first performed by Wett Diamond, a porn star known for her impeccable squirting ability. More in depth, a "Tsunami Face" occurs when one sticks their ass out on their bed, holds their legs up , and squirts at such a high velocity and quantity (hence "tsunami") of squirt out of her vagina that it lands on her face, drenching themself in squirt.

John: Dude, I just donated 500 tokens to Wett Diamond and she totally did a tsunami face!

Oscar: Wait, that's goated.

by ahotperson56 August 11, 2023

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