Dog Assing

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.

We didn’t have toilet paper so Im just dog assing it.

by Dog Ass October 1, 2025

Dog Diddy

Special nickname for anyone who fucks dogs.

Person 1: Ayyye, look, Dog Diddy's at it again!!
Person 2: Ugh, such a fuckin' creep. We gotta call the cops and report this guy to the SPCA again....

by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025

top dog

Either you're one of those who tend to mispronounce "ToppDogg" (Don't worry, many people do) or you were talking about their song.

"Top Dog is so underrated!"
"You mean ToppDogg?"
"No I meant their song, but ToppDogg is too."

by B-Joo's Purple Hair December 26, 2016

Hawaiian hot dog

Hawaiian hot dog - The action of pouring pineapple juice and sliced pineapples in your anus before anal sex

“That girl was freaky as fuck she wanted me to give her a Hawaiian hot dog.”

by Nichesexphrases June 28, 2022

dog

the animal that dad didnt want but still loves and plays with and will always be his best friend.

family: wants a dog
dad: doesnt want a dog
dad and dog: party noises

by edgiestsoup10 December 10, 2020

Dog scissor

The sexual act of rubbing one’s anus on someone else’s anus.

Jordan spent all night dog scissoring his partner.

by Marcass-hole August 15, 2021

Car VS baby dog

One of the worst videos on Youtube

Car VS baby dog exists

by ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 21, 2021