ass hat

used in place of other words such as dumbass, ass clown, cunt cap, or idiot. people who live in small swedish towns in the middle of kansas are ones most commonly referred to as ass hats... nobody really knows why or where this phrase was started... but tho said to have been started long ago it is slowly starting to make a comeback starting in kansas and spreading to several known places such as smithville missouri and even omaha nebraska... tho unknown why it is making a comeback, it is greatly becoming a common work among the high school crowd and will most likely soon if not already hit your school!

Zack: Go ahead and speed... it's not like the cops will cross the median to pull you over!
Luke: Zack.... shut up ass hat!!!

by Luke and Zack July 24, 2008

scattered ass

when a girl walks and she makes that shit CLAP, like a standing ovation.

Ricky: Damn, that girl gotta scattered ass!

Me: What the hell is a "scattered ass?"

Ricky: When a girl walks and she has so much ass it looks like tiny people are doing the wave in a packed stadium

by Siph6 January 4, 2009

ass mantis

mantis which lives on the front covers of maths books.

i've got your ass mantis

by Anonymous January 27, 2003

ass clown

a homosexual male strongly preferring the tendency to have butt-sex with other men.- a fagle.

elton john's new boy-toy is a real ass clown

by quarterstikk March 3, 2007

Long Ass Ride

means Mr Mark Lee has been involved in too much of NCT and he needs rest and not to mention it’s his slogan as well

“Hey Mark, didn’t you just graduated but why are you still awake?” - Random person

“Cause was a long ass ride”

“Uh, and that’s a long ass ride”- the seventh sense, NCTU

by xxanrchy February 26, 2019

Slap Ass Month

Slap Ass Month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of October where you get to slap anyone's ass if you are there friend, cousin,co-worker,etc. And it's not gay

Me:Yo my homie called me gay for slapping his ass but it's slap ass month so it's fine

by Nether Slayer The Word Maker October 2, 2019

fake ass people

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THEM , THEY WILL FUCK YOU OVER . THEY WILL USE YOU FOR ALL YOUR GOOD QUALITY'S . ALSO JUST BE YOURSELF, DON'T BE ONE OF THEM . IF THEY GIVE YOU A WEIRD HARD LOOK JUST LAUGH AT THEM AND CALL THEM OUT . DON'T LET THEM TAKE ADVANTAGE , TAKE THE W FROM THEM . FIND THE REAL ONES , BECAUSE NOWADAYS THESE PEOPLE JUST WALK OFF. FUCK EM.

FAKE ASS PEOPLE, SNAKES.

by SNAKE CATCHER May 6, 2018